I guess I know what is going to replace our peaceful afternoon yoga sessions. (It's a link stupid. You click it.)

uhhg

It should be illegal to be so boring.

Let's look at the facts here . . .

She's only dating you for your washing machine.
Save her six bucks a week
And keep her clothes clean.

I'm being opressed

Stop existing now, or I will sue your asses for infringing on my right to freedom of religion, and I'll win too because I'm a solipsist and my religion says that you don't exist, and by continually doing things that I don't expect and by showing up at unpredictable times wearing unpredictable things, not brushing your hair so I can't guess ahead of time exactly how it works you are opressing me, and this is america god dammit and I have the right to sue and I plan to exercise it in the bangin way possible. I'm gonna sue you all (the entire world). So either stop exisiting or prepare to cease and disist unless I construct you.

This post has been inspired by the acitons of the venerable Ruth Malhotra whos inroads in the use and abuse of the legal system has paved the way for us all to make unreasonable requests and to sue people when they are unfilfilled.
she's a woman against feminism.
she's a christian against gays.
and she's a republican against liberals. (I can't find a link to this incident that wasn't authored by her or her supporters.)(But her liberal use of the legal system might indicate otherwise.)

Auburn SuX

WTF with all of those Auburn shitheads. Their dogs stunk. Did they piss on the rug? (dogs or people?) And that Sonny (sp?) dude was weird.

Boring

You guys are so boring. I really hoped to have something entertaining to read here every once in a while, but you are all so boring (and inconsiderate I might add) that you never seem to have anything entertaining or even important to say.
Way to get an effin' blogger account and not even use it mr. "gold or diamonds".
Way to be such a passive pansy that you can't even say anything about me calling you a little girl mr. zylophone.
Man seriously, maybe this was all a bad idea from the get go. Blogging is a lot like partying; it's much better if there's someone there to suck your wenis when you offer to show it to him. So until then. . . y'all can suck your own wenis' for all I care, but don't come cryin' to me when you hear you spines snap.

Dorks

Hat

Zach has been wearing hats like this for decades. I guess that makes him a little girl.

Piles

What's the problem with piles? It' that what you need is always on the bottom.
Like with piles of paper-work. Certain things never get done cause you never get to the bottom.
So what kind of piles do we have laying around here. Clothes, Book, Trash, Food. Oh yeah, I know, all these piles of shit. If you see a pile FLIP IT OVER. Maybe if we owned a shovel we could keep our hose clean. Maybe if I hit you guys with it you would start working like when I have to hit my computer to get it to work. In short either clean up all the stupid piles or get hit in the face with a shovel.

I love you

Piss

Who ate all the hotdogs?