Auburn SuX

WTF with all of those Auburn shitheads. Their dogs stunk. Did they piss on the rug? (dogs or people?) And that Sonny (sp?) dude was weird.

Boring

You guys are so boring. I really hoped to have something entertaining to read here every once in a while, but you are all so boring (and inconsiderate I might add) that you never seem to have anything entertaining or even important to say.
Way to get an effin' blogger account and not even use it mr. "gold or diamonds".
Way to be such a passive pansy that you can't even say anything about me calling you a little girl mr. zylophone.
Man seriously, maybe this was all a bad idea from the get go. Blogging is a lot like partying; it's much better if there's someone there to suck your wenis when you offer to show it to him. So until then. . . y'all can suck your own wenis' for all I care, but don't come cryin' to me when you hear you spines snap.

Dorks

Hat

Zach has been wearing hats like this for decades. I guess that makes him a little girl.

Piles

What's the problem with piles? It' that what you need is always on the bottom.
Like with piles of paper-work. Certain things never get done cause you never get to the bottom.
So what kind of piles do we have laying around here. Clothes, Book, Trash, Food. Oh yeah, I know, all these piles of shit. If you see a pile FLIP IT OVER. Maybe if we owned a shovel we could keep our hose clean. Maybe if I hit you guys with it you would start working like when I have to hit my computer to get it to work. In short either clean up all the stupid piles or get hit in the face with a shovel.

I love you

Piss

Who ate all the hotdogs?

I got an effin' Blogger account...

And you bitches should too. With all of your respective internet savvy, I'm sure you can figure it out. Should I post a tutorial? Here's a start:

Step 1: Pull your head out of your ass.