I guess I know what is going to replace our peaceful afternoon yoga sessions. (It's a link stupid. You click it.)

uhhg

It should be illegal to be so boring.

Let's look at the facts here . . .

She's only dating you for your washing machine.
Save her six bucks a week
And keep her clothes clean.

I'm being opressed

Stop existing now, or I will sue your asses for infringing on my right to freedom of religion, and I'll win too because I'm a solipsist and my religion says that you don't exist, and by continually doing things that I don't expect and by showing up at unpredictable times wearing unpredictable things, not brushing your hair so I can't guess ahead of time exactly how it works you are opressing me, and this is america god dammit and I have the right to sue and I plan to exercise it in the bangin way possible. I'm gonna sue you all (the entire world). So either stop exisiting or prepare to cease and disist unless I construct you.

This post has been inspired by the acitons of the venerable Ruth Malhotra whos inroads in the use and abuse of the legal system has paved the way for us all to make unreasonable requests and to sue people when they are unfilfilled.
she's a woman against feminism.
she's a christian against gays.
and she's a republican against liberals. (I can't find a link to this incident that wasn't authored by her or her supporters.)(But her liberal use of the legal system might indicate otherwise.)